It’s Alan Vs The SNES Vs RoboCop Vs The Terminator in this four-way bullshit battle royale which ultimately blames Alex Murphy for ballsing everything up.
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Alan joins Aerosmith in rail shooter Revolution X where he plays the role of a gun-toting Aerosmith fan with a passion for genocide and Power Rangers.
Alan fills the boots of sad Sylvester Stallone as he punches and kicks his way through an army of Steven Seagal clones in Cliffhanger.
Alan plays Aladdin and gets a bit mixed up about which songs are from which Disney movie.
Alan plays The Adventures Of Kid Kleets/Soccer Kid as he terrorises the streets of East London as a young football hooligan off his nut on PCP.
Alan challenges the American Gladiators to “smell his stick” as he dodges balls and tries to take Jet up the Eliminator to victory.
Alan ponders on the plural of “moose” as he headbutts his way through The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends.