Defense Grid 2 adds some wonderful new mechanics to what is arguably one of the best tower defense titles ever made.
It’s Alan Vs The SNES Vs RoboCop Vs The Terminator in this four-way bullshit battle royale which ultimately blames Alex Murphy for ballsing everything up.
Alan joins Aerosmith in rail shooter Revolution X where he plays the role of a gun-toting Aerosmith fan with a passion for genocide and Power Rangers.
Alan fills the boots of sad Sylvester Stallone as he punches and kicks his way through an army of Steven Seagal clones in Cliffhanger.
Alan plays Aladdin and gets a bit mixed up about which songs are from which Disney movie.
The Gioteck AX1-R for the PS4 are a perfect example of just how much bang it’s possible to get for not a lot of bucks.
Alan plays The Adventures Of Kid Kleets/Soccer Kid as he terrorises the streets of East London as a young football hooligan off his nut on PCP.